Baseball Comedy Mugs

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Dedication to excellence....

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Discus accidents.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Shows Bundt

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"OK maybe we should try a different sport."

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'He's the long shot!'

'Nice throw...'

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

"My ultimate sports fantasy is to see a star player request a baseball autographed by the umpire crew."