Baseball Believer Mugs

In the future, I'll never complain about it being chilly when I get to go to an early-season baseball game.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

350 Feet.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Sheltering in place.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Extra innings.

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

Official Team Cap With Beard