Barrel Lifter Mugs

Opening the Barrel

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Master Plumber

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

One more please.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

The Sequels

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

Jumping the barrel.

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

Romantic Weight Lifter

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

"This barrel holds enough wine to fill 300 bottles, or my Uncle Hal -- who is standing...right...behind...me..."