Barrel Lifter Mugs

Opening the Barrel

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Master Plumber

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

One more please.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

The Sequels

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

Jumping the barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger's clone: 'But I don't wanna pump iron!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

Romantic Weight Lifter

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

If my recent vintage ages well, I'll be part of a very small group saying "2020 was a very good year."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.