Baroque Appreciators Gifts

Jean Philippe Rameau

Playing Fetch.

baby sweetcorn...

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Baroque Peacock

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Projectile painting.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"They're so like us."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"He was a sea rescue."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Divine Desk Bins

Johannes Sebastian Bach

A Quiet Rebuke.

"Scotch and water musick."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A man taking a bow

Antonio Vivaldi

Comb Sweet Comb

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Diego Velasquez

Sheep In Curlers

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Feline Evolution.