Barnyard Spectator Mugs

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Dedication to excellence....

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"be-be-be-be"

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Psst! Stay in character!

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

"Have you watered the horse?"

Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.

Ewe are here.