Barnyard Animals Admirer Mugs

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Slinky Cow World

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Sheep

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

A frightened woman running from a cow.