Barn Whisperer Prints

"This is the barn where we keep our feelings. If a feeling comes to you, bring it out here and lock it up."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Foster failure"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."