Barn Chuckler Mugs

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

World of Cow.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"We learned in Sunday School about how Cain whacked Abel."

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

'For him, all food is fast food.'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"...lettuce pray."

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'Today's sermon is on the Gospel according to old Saint Matt....'

Missing Parsons.

The sermon was so boring the Preacher put himself to sleep.

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

A cow's bedside table.

"That was a good sermon...but I'd have settled for a soundbite."

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

Church: Built by Guilt.

"Goddam Dogs."

Ecclesiastical Eye Test