Barktime Manager T-Shirts

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

You are here

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

The Inner Dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"Michael, do your dinner."

Hour Glass

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."