Barkside Romantic Mugs

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Dog in love

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Christmas Cow.

Proposal on a snowboard

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

"Is that true love or what? My masters are vegetarians, but they still buy me juicy bones..."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Brown cow

...and I see the catering is sorted.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.