Baritone Mugs

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"And now baritone Robert Winkley will sing, with no apparent effort, 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Semen Hulak-Artemovsky

A Capella

Barihunk

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Theorbo

Baroque Peacock

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Scotch and water musick."

Diego Velasquez

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Mr. Thomaston's people are here to talk to your people."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Lute

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Carmen

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Loud Chorister

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

Baroque Bach Mountain

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

"It's non-negotiable."

A baroque elk.

Viola d'amore

'Sure, I'll come on board for five-hundred times your average worker's wage, plus double that in stock options, and unlimited use of the corporate jet. Also free postage.'

Claudio Monteverdi