Barbarian At Heart Mugs

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Dancing in pyjamas

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

John Galsworthy

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

Romance

Conan the Custodian.

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"The only thing trivial about pursuing this trivial lawsuit is my fee!"

Pirate King

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Octopus

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"

"So far I've gotten 2 bags of candy, 3 chocolate bars, and 5 bottles of sanitizer."

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'