Barista Wannabe Mugs

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Today's special... donuts.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Time for tea and friendship.

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Coffee shop

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The King of what?'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."