Bargain Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a side of wit—our bargain philosopher mugs are great for sparking clever conversations and fueling philosophical debates over coffee or tea.

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'What do I get for £1?'

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"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins." mockup

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager" mockup

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

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Power/Expenditures

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'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?' mockup

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale). mockup

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

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How much would you take off for cash? mockup

How much would you take off for cash?

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'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?' mockup

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

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'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!' mockup

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

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"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?" mockup

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

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'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.' mockup

'No thanks. I never sign a sales deal at the door.'

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"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'." mockup

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

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'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

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"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?" mockup

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything" mockup

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

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'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!' mockup

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

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'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.' mockup

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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'Look, mom...a bargain!'

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'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.' mockup

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

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Everyday is cyber Monday.

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'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!' mockup

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

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Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman mockup

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

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'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.' mockup

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'

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This week only: Justice 12 price! mockup

This week only: Justice 12 price!

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"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic." mockup

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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Bargain Hunter

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I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday. mockup

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

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Bargain Philosopher Mugs Collection

Bargain Philosopher Pillows

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Bargain Philosopher Prints

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Bargain Philosopher T-Shirts

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