Bargain Navigator Prints

"This is my final offer: you get 18% and a kind word on Yelp."

The Fast Lane.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

Oceanographer

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Antiques dealer and customer

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

This week only: Justice 12 price!

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

"Do you have anywhere hot, cheap and with a lot of cats?"

Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.

Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'

God at the shopping mall...

'I'm alright thanks, I'm just browsing!'

"Ninety-nine dollars, plus closing costs and gratuity."

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

The mathematician and his son...

'I bet there was a story behind this.'

'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'

'Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the ageing process.'