Bargain Navigator Mugs

The Fast Lane.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

Oceanographer

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Antiques dealer and customer

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

This week only: Justice 12 price!

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

'I'm sure the people who live around here will know where we are.'

'I'm alright thanks, I'm just browsing!'

"Do you have anywhere hot, cheap and with a lot of cats?"

The mathematician and his son...

"Ninety-nine dollars, plus closing costs and gratuity."

God at the shopping mall...

Employee in cubicle with sign in front of computer 'Days since online purchase.'

Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.

'I bet there was a story behind this.'

'I need anger management. All my takeovers are hostile.'

Magazine Section at Shops

'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'