"I treated myself to a barge pole. I thought I'd push the boat out."
Bargain Boater Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor with our nautical-inspired mugs, perfect for the bargain boater who loves a good deal and a good laugh on every voyage.
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
Beach con-man.
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Cut Price
SALE
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
Will work for ETFs
'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.
'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'
"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."
"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.
"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."
"I just..."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"How soon will this be a remnant
'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'
"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."
Bargain Boater Mugs Collection
Bargain Boater Pillows
Add a nautical touch to their home or boat decor with our playful pillows that highlight their love for the water and their bargain-hunting passion.
Bargain Boater Prints
Find eye-catching prints that capture the essence of bargain boating—perfect for decorating their space with humor and maritime flair.
Bargain Boater T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to dress your bargain boater? Check out our nautical t-shirts designed to celebrate their love of the water and their savvy shopping skills.