Barbershop Buddy Mugs

Giraffe Haircut

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Drunk Barber

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"That's very offensive."

Coffee Menu

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

Boris Johnson.

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

'We've run out of paper cups again.'

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'Hey - you groomin' my kid?'

"Is that enough off the top?"

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

The modern barbershop quartet.

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"