Barbering Buff Mugs

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Hair Crop Circle

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Lego Haircut

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Sheep In Curlers

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Military style hedgehog

Movember

French horn.

Drunk Barber

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'