Barber Shop Frequenter Prints

"Can I help you?"

Hair Crop Circle

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"I'm thinkin' blond."

Deer Barber

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Not too much off my back."

'Sorry ... I'm having a 'bad hair' day.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

"Wow - a piranha fish!! What do you feed it on...?"

A Feud between Al and Tony leaves Mr. Coyle with a prosthetic ear.

Have a drink with me tonight. I can't I'm married. Tell your husband you're working. Tell him yourself, he's shaving you.

'You wouldn't be so quiet either if you had to sit on this board!'

"Not too much off the top, Floyd!"

"You're doing too much, Mort." "I don't know what you mean." "Optimum scruffiness is a delicate balance. One cannot have both wild hair and a wild mustache. It must be one or the other." "What about Einstein? He was behaired all over the place." "The only exceptions are for hobos, bikers and the big-brained." "I rode my Huffy here, does that count?"

Boris Johnson.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"Could you trim the sides but leave it feathered on top?"

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

Man Falls Asleep At The Hairdressers.

Deer having his antlers removed at the barbers

"Is that enough off the top?"

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

"Fred, I never discuss politics with a man who has a weapon in his hands."

Vlad the Barber.

"The ear? I married a rancher's daughter."

"I'd like a haircut - the one on the right!"

"Does sir wear his hair cut just off the ear?"

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

Gents hairdressers - "Is that alright for you, sir? You did say you wanted a number one."