Barbecue Witch Gifts

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Toadstools

'Needs salt!'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

A Club Sandwitch.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Hexercise.

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'What's your poison?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.