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"And this one is from Henry's Famous BBQ."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

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"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Men's cooking'

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

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"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Genie Barbecue.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.