Bar Skulker Prints

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"You want your olive?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Ostrich Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Thank you, Sir."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"

'The usual, Mr, H'