Bar Shelf Organizer T-Shirts

'How come your oldest vintage is on the top shelf?' 'I can't reach up there!'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Inout baskets.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Two stressed drinking birds

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

The Complete Cycle.

A catch-all is born.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Looking busy.