Bar Scene Warriors Gifts

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"You want your olive?"

"So, do you come here often?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Another martini please.'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

Beer

"You're Bard!"

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."