Bar Philosophizer Prints

Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of bar philosophizing. Featuring witty insights and clever artwork, these prints are perfect for inspiring deep thoughts in a fun, stylish way.

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"Of course I had a good day."

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?' mockup

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink. mockup

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

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'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!' mockup

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Men gossiping

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.' mockup

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?" mockup

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.' mockup

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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Brickie's Mate

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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'." mockup

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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Bar Philosophizer Prints Collection

Bar Philosophizer Mugs

Explore more mugs designed for the bar philosophizer, perfect for starting their day with wit and wisdom in every sip.

Bar Philosophizer Pillows

Browse our pillows that add humor and comfort to their favorite repose spots. Ideal for reflective evenings and bar banter alike, these pillows are a thoughtful gift.

Bar Philosophizer T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate the philosophical drinker in your life. Clever, witty, and perfect for casual wear, these tees showcase their love for deep thoughts and good times.