Bar Opening Observer T-Shirts

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Wine at the Bar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Ostrich Bar

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Do they look tired to you?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."