Banter-loving Environmentalist Mugs

The plastic straw-extended version

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Have food. Need toilet paper

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

Cactus Huggers

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Food Chain Gang

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

North Pole with Sundial.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.