Banter Companion T-Shirts

Express your playful side with funny t-shirts that speak your banter language. Ideal for friends who love witty, humorous, and tongue-in-cheek style statements.

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing." mockup

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

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"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

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"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..." mockup

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative." mockup

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Peach flirting with a banana.

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"I think it stopped breathing."

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

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'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?' mockup

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!' mockup

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

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An Archeologic Dig

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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