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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'There's been unexpected complications involving your husband's bill.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"Sipsies?"

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'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

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'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"Experience? I was an on-line financial analyst for nearly an hour."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the World Series is over before turning off my electricity?'

"It's the big guy."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'