Bankroll Boss Pillows

Millionaires club - self-made / inherited.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Spot the difference.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I don't like the look of this."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'That's my boy...'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.