Banking Innovator Mugs

"This is Mr. Burke—he's a non-bank banker."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Aluminium Henge

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Dammit, Gentlemen! We need someone who's not afraid to 'poop outside the box'!'

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.