Security Innovator Mugs

'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'

The Hanson's decision to buy an attack spider finally paid off.

'I haven't had a break-in since I replaced my lock with a Rubik's Cube.'

"Sorry about the wet money, but I've been keeping it in my underwear. I have found that it really discourages theft."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Early cyborg.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"It's o.k., come on out."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'