Banking Blunders Appreciators Mugs

'Ok, you want 40 dollars. That's two 10s and six 5s - no, it's three 10s and nine... wait that's not right. Rats! I never was any good at math!'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Standard & Poor

Bank Robbery Statistics

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

Unleashing the dogs of regulation.

Thumbs Up Banker

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Your Money Back if and when We Feel Like It.

'No can do, pal.'

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

HSBC Scandal

'Today stocks tumbled on the rumor that there is no Santa Claus.'

'You asked for your bank account balance...it just went 'poof' and dripped down to zero!'

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name.

'Doctor, you must help me...I seem to be hopelessly accident prone...' (Patient somehow gets covered in doctors ink)

"I discovered this fantastic accountant, who knew all the angles, fot my tax liabilities down to almost nil, and even had the Inland Revenue owning me money. Unfortunately, the Inland Revenue discovered him shortly afterwards."

"The main reason Bob trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous."

"Everyone said we're crazy to hike a snake charmer, but he's out top fund manager."

Bank manager standing in front of safe has combination written on his hand

'What do you want the money for?'

Servant who has broken her mistress' new milk jug

'I'm back! Do you have any free samples today?'

'Why do the bad things that happen to stupid investors always happen to me?'

'And on the eighth day, God had a piece of clay left over. . . so he made a banker and. . .'

"We lost our shirts on the sub-mortgage fiasco."