Banking Admirer Prints

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

"What's a debenture?"

Cut!

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

Cash by any other name.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."