"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."
Bank Security Consultant Mugs
Find a humorous or personalized mug perfect for a bank security consultant. Our mugs add a splash of wit and appreciation to their daily routine, making their coffee break more enjoyable.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"I see you've security marked your property."
You can breed these if the environment is right.
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
Privacy - Surveillance
AI Safety Officer
"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"
Statue of Security
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
Nuclear Security Summit
"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."
"We've been cancelled."
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."
Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!
Hidden Facebook Features
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
The Costs Of Doing War.
Dictator, Interrupted
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
The Ayatollah Bomb?
Bank notes coming out of a safe.
'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'
Facial Recognition
How to create a password you can remember...
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'
'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'
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