Bank Novice Prints

'Show me in writing that I gave you permission to put my money in Iceland.'

"What's a debenture?"

Today we learned to count to one.

The Shrinking Dollar.

'I'm going to teach you the value of a dollar invested.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'Quantitative easing' made easy for dummies.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'