Bank Intrigue Fan Mugs

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

I have a dream.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Coco knew he was doomed

Harvest Data Festival

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'There's your problem...ingot blocking the filter.'

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Yes, the award is shaped like a pyramid, but I prefer the term Ponzi."

"I want to fight Russia!"

Leaving Loan Department - "Your first mistake was calling Mr Lenhurst a Bloodsucker."

'We charge an extra fee if your money is crinkled.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK Is there any way I can mortgage a warranty?

"Their new owners are a German bank."

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'