Bank Holiday Escapist Mugs

"Must be a bank holiday weekend..."

Holiday time.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

-What makes you think you can have bank holidays? -We do work in a bank remember!

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

'...Then we thought, stuff Christmas, the world is full of naughty brats anyway.'

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Fake News: Dear Mam and Dad....Lovely and sunny here, must dash all pubs giving free beer....

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Alone in the great blue sea at last, Professor Hoehns comes to know panic firsthand.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

"What I want for Christmas is to have the day off and watch 'Miracle on 34th Street'."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

Natural relaxation in confinement