Banjo Repair Enthusiast Mugs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Hellbillies.

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

'Any day now I'll fix the roof.'

Supply was out of harps.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

DIY store.

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

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"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'