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'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'

"Oh, come on. If it had happened to me you'd've laughed too."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Appointments and Disappointments

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

Minor Surgery

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

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