Band T-shirt Wearer Gifts

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Quartet.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

One-man band rehearsal.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'I'm with the band.'

"The guy's a natural!"

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

A tuba and love hearts

'Going up?'

Lady practising the clarinet.

Falling Rock

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Required Reeding.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

The day after Father's Day.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'I'm so lonesome...'