Band T-shirt Wearer Gifts

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Quartet.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

A tuba and love hearts

"The guy's a natural!"

'I'm with the band.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Going up?'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The day after Father's Day.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'I'm so lonesome...'

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.