Band Follower Mugs

Robert Smith - The Cure.

' Apparently it can be fatal for really old people like them.'

Sigh … What is it about musicians?

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

'I'm with the band.'

Bono

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Bloody good idea!'

Falling Rock

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."