Band Follower Mugs

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

'I'm with the band.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Bloody good idea!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Georgian head-dress

Mall of ages

Basic Instinct