Band Fandom Gifts

Indie Kid.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Church for sports worshipers.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Six jazz instruments.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Ray Davies

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

The Little Drummer Boy.

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Ozzy Osbourne

Guitar Hero.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

How hit songs get their names

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."