Ballroom Whiz Mugs

A lady leads her dance partner so strong that he loses his shoe.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The Dancing Academy

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Empty Dress

A Trying Moment.

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

How's My Jiving?

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Ball Room Dancing

Man Exhausted From Dancing

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

'Your feet are killing me!'

"For our anniversary I bought ballroom prancing lessons."

Dancing.

Dancing Man