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When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Casual Thursday

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

A Trying Moment.

How's My Jiving?

Empty Dress

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Quicksand.

Winter Coat