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Dancing Man

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Casual Thursday

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

How's my Jiving?

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The Dancing Academy

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Minuet

How's My Jiving?

Empty Dress

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

A Trying Moment.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I'll start dancing like Fred Astaire, when you stop dancing like Nellie the Elephant!"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Quicksand.