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"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Scaring the hunter.

Balloon

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Deflated friend

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

Balloon giving CPR.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Clown pins balloons on boy with low hanging pants

"Wait until that cat climbs another tree."

'Am I mistaken, or did you arrange this for my birthday once before?'

"Boy, all of the pressure is really getting to him."

"Gross! I'm NOT eating that cake!"

Women weighing herself with balloons.

'That's nothing son: You should have seen me blowing down the little pigs' houses...'

'Light refreshments now being served'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Quick, Birthday Boy...the people need you!'

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

The Balloon Mafia at work.

Large lady holding helium balloons while weighing herself.

"Once again, your stupid dog bit off the the valve on the tire of my car!"

Inhaling Helium

"It's just bloating."

'I like to think it lightens the moment.'

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money."

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A balloon about to be executed by darts.

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"

Clown walks balloon dog