Balloons Gifts

"He followed me home! Can I keep him?"

Scaring the hunter.

Balloon

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Deflated friend

"Just remember. . . one if by land, two if by sea. . .one if by land, two if by sea. . .Dang!"

'That's nothing son: You should have seen me blowing down the little pigs' houses...'

Women weighing herself with balloons.

"Boy, all of the pressure is really getting to him."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

"Wait until that cat climbs another tree."

The Balloon Mafia at work.

'Quick, Birthday Boy...the people need you!'

'Am I mistaken, or did you arrange this for my birthday once before?'

Inhaling Helium

"Once again, your stupid dog bit off the the valve on the tire of my car!"

'I like to think it lightens the moment.'

Large lady holding helium balloons while weighing herself.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Light refreshments now being served'

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...

"I find balloons easier to grip when they're slightly deflated.

"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."

Helium Parachute

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money."

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

It's an Impeachment Inquiry

Man in hot air balloon buys balloons

Single and Offended

Balloon heads

Clown walks balloon dog

"Looks like someone had another 'dentist appointment!'"