Balloon Voyager Gifts

One Day at the Border

Captain in a storm

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Addicted to reading

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Lifesaver!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Windmill

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Area 51: The Inside Story

Volcanic ash...

Spy Satellite

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Mel Hoffman - Attorney TO the stars.

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."