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'I don't care if each one takes two and a half hours - if you care about your art, you don't compromise.'

"Trust me, it's the humane thing to do."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Snowmen Around The World...

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"Bless You."

Candle Portraits.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

The Rise of Modern Art

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"First snowman?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Lovely dovetail."

Monuments

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Balloon dog poos.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."